25 results found for tag 'son'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 71 | What do you call bread made by a bison? | Buffaloaf! | |
| 80 | Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? | She was a small medium at large! | |
| 90 | Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? | He's now a seasoned veteran! | |
| 209 | How does a crazy person walk through the woods? | They take the psychopath! | |
| 233 | What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? | Denim denim denim! | |
| 345 | Why did the spammer go to jail? | He got CAPTCHAd! | |
| 412 | Why did Sherlock cross the road? | To see Watson the other side! | |
| 421 | Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? | Because he wanted to get a long little doggie! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 447 | What happened to Watson after Sherlock died? | He became Holmesless! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 484 | Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? | It's poisson! | |
| 513 | What did the mountain climber name his son? | Cliff! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 541 | What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? | Hand eeeeeyeeeeee! | |
| 552 | What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? | Releaved! | |
| 559 | What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? | "Hey! I kneaded that!" | |
| 601 | What does Homer Simpson use to make bread? | D'oh! | |
| 654 | Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? | Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! | |
| 656 | What noise does Stalin make when he drinks? | "Gulag gulag gulag" | |
| 768 | What do you call a car covered in leaves? | An autumobile! | |
| 795 | What does an accountant use for birth control? | His personality. | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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