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4 results found for tag 'scientist'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
265 What did the seismologist say when he messed up? "It's not my fault!"
350 What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? "Sorry, my fault!"
426 How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5!
472 Why do scientists prefer nitrates? They're cheaper than day rates!

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