7 results found for tag 'late'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 39 | Why was the broom late? | Because he over swept! | |
| 350 | What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? | "Sorry, my fault!" | |
| 399 | Why does Santa eggs benedict from a hubcap? | Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 508 | How do you know if an envelope is gay? | If it comes in the mail! | |
| 757 | What should you do if you see a postman? | Walk around it, man! |
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