33 results found for tag 'age'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 154 | What did the masseuse eat for dinner? | Spa-ghetti! | |
| 155 | What do you call a video of pedestrians? | Footage! | |
| 231 | What does Batman put in his drink? | Just ice! | |
| 303 | Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? | Because he's married! | |
| 316 | Why do seagulls always stay out at sea? | Because if they were in the bay they'd be called bagels! | |
| 355 | Why does the NSA hate igloos? | Because they are snow dens! | |
| 357 | Why was the Russian wasp interrogated by the CIA? | Because he was a cagey bee agent! | |
| 358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
| 385 | How do you say "sup, dawg?" in Japanese? | Konichihuahua! | |
| 386 | Why did the knight retire? | He was becoming middle aged! | |
| 411 | Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? | Because the days of fuchsia passed! | |
| 423 | What kind of weed do lizards smoke? | Mariguana! | |
| 432 | What's the average math teacher like? | Mean! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 464 | How do billboards talk? | Sign lanugage! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 484 | Why shouldn't you eat a French fish? | It's poisson! | |
| 508 | How do you know if an envelope is gay? | If it comes in the mail! | |
| 516 | What kind of sex do chemists like? | Bondage! | |
| 538 | Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? | De brie was everywhere! | |
| 556 | What's the only drink size allowed in North Korea? | Supreme Liter! | |
| 565 | What's the least spoken language in the world? | Sign language. | |
| 575 | What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? | Kara-tea! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 624 | What do you call a magician who gets lost easily? | A wand-erer! | |
| 625 | Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? | You can't produce honey without the Bs! | |
| 658 | What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? | They both use chemicals to remove the polish! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 686 | Do you know anyone who can't spell "armageddon?" | It's not as if it's the end of the world! | |
| 699 | Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year? | It was a stage he was going through! | |
| 779 | When does a square become a cube? | When it hits cuberty! | |
| 784 | Why couldn't the vacuum ever say bad words? | Because it was clean! | |
| 788 | What do you call a sausage's dad? | Paparoni! |
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