20 results found for tag 'end'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | What did the termite say when he entered the saloon? | "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 85 | A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here." | The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" | |
| 303 | Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? | Because he's married! | |
| 305 | Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? | They each got six months! | |
| 384 | What's the difference between Will Smith and Scotland? | Independence Day! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 435 | How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? | "I need space." | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 505 | What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? | Apple juice! | |
| 572 | Why don't Ewoks yell inside? | Because they have Endor voices! | |
| 616 | What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? | Feyoncé | |
| 631 | Where do ghosts live? | At the dead end! | |
| 678 | What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? | WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U | |
| 686 | Do you know anyone who can't spell "armageddon?" | It's not as if it's the end of the world! | |
| 737 | How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? | "Meet Patty!" | |
| 750 | Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland? | She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans! | |
| 773 | What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? | Chicken tenders! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. |
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