24 results found for tag 'ice'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 195 | Did you hear about the hole they found at the nudist colony? | The police are looking into it! | |
| 221 | What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? | Irony! | |
| 231 | What does Batman put in his drink? | Just ice! | |
| 232 | What do you call a judge with no fingers? | Justice Thumbs! | |
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 355 | Why does the NSA hate igloos? | Because they are snow dens! | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 491 | What do you call a pig who lost his voice? | Disgruntled! | |
| 505 | What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? | Apple juice! | |
| 511 | Why did the coffee file a police report? | It got mugged! | |
| 571 | What do you call a dishonest rice dish? | A jambaliar! | |
| 572 | Why don't Ewoks yell inside? | Because they have Endor voices! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 637 | Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped? | The Police have no lead! | |
| 678 | What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? | WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U | |
| 679 | Why do police love arcades? | Because they give lots of tickets! | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 731 | How did the Eskimo fix his house? | Igloo-ed it back together! | |
| 754 | How was Rome divided? | With a pair of Caesars! | |
| 767 | How do you tame wild rice? | With a really tiny saddle! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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