14 results found for tag 'cia'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 249 | Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? | He worked it out with a pencil! | |
| 357 | Why was the Russian wasp interrogated by the CIA? | Because he was a cagey bee agent! | |
| 367 | Why does nobody want to play with the dataset {1, 1, 1, 3, 4}? | Because it's 2 mean! | |
| 369 | How do statisticians like their steak? | Median rare | |
| 405 | What do you call a really fat Latino singer? | El Ton John | |
| 525 | Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? | They have diplomatic immunity! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 624 | What do you call a magician who gets lost easily? | A wand-erer! | |
| 637 | Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped? | The Police have no lead! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 699 | Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year? | It was a stage he was going through! | |
| 721 | What was Hitler’s favorite way to tie his shoes? | In little Nazis! | |
| 737 | How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? | "Meet Patty!" | |
| 752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! |
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