12 results found for tag 'ring'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | How much do pirate earrings cost? | About a buccaneer! | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 306 | Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? | Because freedom rings! | |
| 443 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She gave birth in the spring! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 453 | What's brown and sounds like a bell? | DUNG! | |
| 552 | What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? | Releaved! | |
| 615 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She's going to have her baby in the spring! | |
| 674 | What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? | "Wing wing! Wing wing!" | |
| 724 | How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? | Spring water! | |
| 766 | How do mountains hear? | With mountaineers! | |
| 791 | How do you know when a software engineer is an extrovert? | He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you |
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