5 results found for tag 'van'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 217 | What do you call a snake who works for the government? | A civil serpent. | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 696 | Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion? | Eventually he had to swallow his pride! | |
| 718 | What did the Amish girl do to get excommunicated? | 2 Mennonite! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! |
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