4 results found for tag 'bean'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 298 | Why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup? | Because one more would be too farty! | |
| 717 | What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? | A has-bean. | |
| 787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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