5 results found for tag 'gas'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? | "But honey, we canteloupe!" | |
| 90 | Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? | He's now a seasoned veteran! | |
| 298 | Why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup? | Because one more would be too farty! | |
| 485 | How are pornstars paid? | Income. | |
| 533 | What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? | A cardvark! |
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