6 results found for tag 'sport'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 514 | What do athletes do with a camera? | Take olympics! | |
| 582 | Have you ever played quiet tennis? | It's like regular tennis, but without the racket! | |
| 588 | What sport can't you do while sleeping? | Awakeboarding! | |
| 633 | An olympic athlete was asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" | He replied, "No, I'm Ukrainian!" | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! |
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