21 results found for tag 'ten'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | What did the termite say when he entered the saloon? | "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 45 | Did you hear about the guy who worked at the camping store? | He was intents! | |
| 72 | Why should you never date a tennis player? | Because love means nothing to them! | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 85 | A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here." | The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" | |
| 205 | What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? | Tennish. | |
| 220 | What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? | The bananus! | |
| 225 | What do you call a huge pile of kittens? | A meowntain! | |
| 299 | How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? | Tenants! | |
| 347 | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? | Ten tickles! | |
| 358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 442 | Why are computers so smart? | Because they listen to their motherboards! | |
| 468 | Where do kittens go on field trips? | To the meowseum! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 582 | Have you ever played quiet tennis? | It's like regular tennis, but without the racket! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 667 | What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? | A flat minor! | |
| 678 | What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? | WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U | |
| 773 | What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? | Chicken tenders! | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. |
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