3 results found for tag 'talk'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? | "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" | |
| 266 | What is the best way to communicate with a fish? | Drop him a line! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! |
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