7 results found for tag 'ski'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 355 | Why does the NSA hate igloos? | Because they are snow dens! | |
| 535 | What do you call someone who studies albino dinosaurs? | A pale-leontologist! | |
| 588 | What sport can't you do while sleeping? | Awakeboarding! | |
| 591 | How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? | One's a phony buck... | |
| 606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! | |
| 731 | How did the Eskimo fix his house? | Igloo-ed it back together! |
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