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ID Setup Punchline Tags
42 Why aren't there any penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Whales!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
605 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed!

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