7 results found for tag 'hum'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | Why do fluorescent lights always hum? | Because they don't know the words! | |
| 232 | What do you call a judge with no fingers? | Justice Thumbs! | |
| 403 | Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? | Because they tend to humpback! | |
| 445 | What do you call a camel with no humps? | Humphrey! | |
| 486 | Why don't robots like humans? | Because we keep pushing their buttons. | |
| 654 | Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? | Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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