21 results found for tag 'war'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40 | What did Delaware? | A New Jersey! | |
| 74 | Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? | He was looking for a tight seal! | |
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 250 | What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? | Very little! | |
| 275 | What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? | Luke warm. | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 400 | How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? | He has felt your presents! | |
| 419 | What do Jedi sheep say? | Dagobaaaaah! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 572 | Why don't Ewoks yell inside? | Because they have Endor voices! | |
| 573 | What do you call the best Nazi sprinter? | The fasctist! | |
| 614 | Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? | Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat! | |
| 624 | What do you call a magician who gets lost easily? | A wand-erer! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 656 | What noise does Stalin make when he drinks? | "Gulag gulag gulag" | |
| 681 | Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? | He said it was Excel Lent! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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