5 results found for tag 'crow'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 174 | What washes up on tiny beaches? | Microwaves! | |
| 243 | How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? | Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 568 | What do you call a room full of black birds? | Crow-ded! |
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