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30 Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR!
31 How much do pirate earrings cost? About a buccaneer!
66 Where did the pirate go to college? Haaaarrrrrvard
82 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
176 What did the retarded pirate say? "Q!!!"
248 What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? "This is the worst book I've ever read."
348 What does every pirate hate? A small chest with no booty!
349 What did the pirate say when he walked into his 80th birthday party? Aye matey!
428 Why are pirates called "pirates"? They just arrrrghhhh!!
471 Why did the pirate go to law school? To pass the barrrr!
472 Why do scientists prefer nitrates? They're cheaper than day rates!
474 Why was the man fired from the juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
537 Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
562 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!
569 Why do pirates like arctic forests? Because that's where they shiver their timbers!
575 What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-tea!
619 What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? Swaghetti Brolonaise!
639 What do you call a messy crustacean? A slobster!
712 What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"!
739 Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!
742 What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrgghh Kelly!
770 What's a pirate's favorite letter? "P": it's an "R" without a leg!

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