10 results found for tag 'dead'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 353 | What do you call a fast zombie? | A zoombie! | |
| 370 | Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? | They couldn't close the coffin! | |
| 519 | How much do old batteries cost? | Nothing; they're free of charge! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 631 | Where do ghosts live? | At the dead end! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 662 | How does Mario talk with the dead? | With a Luigi board! | |
| 664 | What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? | A threemb! | |
| 666 | Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent? | Au purchatoire! | |
| 777 | What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? | Reintarnation! |
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