6 results found for tag 'care'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 563 | What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? | I don't know, and I don't care. | |
| 606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! | |
| 709 | How does a lady vampire flirt? | She bats her eyes! | |
| 773 | What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? | Chicken tenders! |
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