6 results found for tag 'ups'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29 | Why don't ducks fly upside down? | Because then they would quack up! | |
| 378 | What does an upside down cow say? | Woo! | |
| 454 | Why is the sky so unhappy? | It has the blues! | |
| 720 | What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? | A lingo dingo! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 757 | What should you do if you see a postman? | Walk around it, man! |
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