12 results found for tag 'over'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23 | What did the sheet say to the mattress? | "I've got you covered!" | |
| 39 | Why was the broom late? | Because he over swept! | |
| 217 | What do you call a snake who works for the government? | A civil serpent. | |
| 358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
| 370 | Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? | They couldn't close the coffin! | |
| 434 | Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? | They had to pay him overthyme! | |
| 525 | Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? | They have diplomatic immunity! | |
| 530 | What do you call a fat aardvark? | A lardvark! | |
| 628 | Why was the band teacher so controversial? | He made his students read band books! | |
| 734 | What do you call a Japanese cover band playing 70s music? | The Mitsubeegees! | |
| 776 | How do you easily differentiate South Korea from North Korea? | Comunists have no Seoul! | |
| 791 | How do you know when a software engineer is an extrovert? | He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you |
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