18 results found for tag 'die'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 73 | What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? | Bingo! | |
| 366 | How do you get four old ladies to yell "SHIT!"? | Get a fifth old lady to yell "BINGO!" | |
| 386 | Why did the knight retire? | He was becoming middle aged! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 549 | What's it called when a cow saves your life? | Bovine intervention! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 581 | Vegans think butchers are gross... | ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! | |
| 664 | What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? | A threemb! | |
| 665 | Where do cats go when they die? | Purrgatory! | |
| 701 | Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? | She thought it was diet coke! | |
| 759 | Where do cats go when they die? | Purrgatory! | |
| 760 | ¿A dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? | Purgatorio! | |
| 761 | Para onde vão os gatos quando morrem? | Para o purgatorio! | |
| 762 | Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? | Nel purgattorio! | |
| 763 | Où vont les chats quand ils meurent? | Au purchatoire! | |
| 775 | How often do your friends from the round table visit you? | Always! They come a lot! | |
| 777 | What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? | Reintarnation! |
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