16 results found for tag 'ape'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | What did the square say to the circle? | Have you been around long? | |
| 228 | Did you hear the one about the sheet of paper? | It was tearable! | |
| 237 | Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? | She was tired of raisin' kids! | |
| 242 | What did the grape say when stepped on? | Nothing it just gave a little wine! | |
| 244 | Did you hear about the company making cardboard belts? | They are a waist of paper! | |
| 324 | Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape? | To get to the other side! | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 463 | What did the triangle say to the circle? | "You're pointless!" | |
| 526 | What should you do if you get tired of drawing circles? | Try angles! | |
| 553 | What was the magical owl named? | Hoo-dini! | |
| 634 | What do you call it when Batman skips church? | Christian Bale | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 657 | What do you call an exploding monkey? | A baboom! | |
| 660 | How did Jesus get into such good shape? | Crossfit! | |
| 677 | What do you call two guys who hang out by the window? | Kurt and Rod! | |
| 719 | Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? | He didn't habanero! |
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