8 results found for tag 'pea'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 193 | Did you hear the one about the two peanuts? | One was assaulted! | |
| 268 | What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? | Jellyfish! | |
| 388 | Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? | She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her! | |
| 470 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? | Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup! | |
| 550 | How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? | Romeostasis! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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