12 results found for tag 'side'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29 | Why don't ducks fly upside down? | Because then they would quack up! | |
| 280 | What side of a turkey has the most feathers? | The outside! | |
| 324 | Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape? | To get to the other side! | |
| 378 | What does an upside down cow say? | Woo! | |
| 389 | Why did the baby pepper go inside? | Because he was a little chili! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 463 | What did the triangle say to the circle? | "You're pointless!" | |
| 543 | How many sides does a circle have? | Two: the outside and the inside! | |
| 544 | What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? | "Oh no! Michelle!" | |
| 567 | What's Irish and sits outside all day? | Patty O'Furniture! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 720 | What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? | A lingo dingo! |
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