9 results found for tag 'lock'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 204 | What key doesnt open a door? | A monkey! | |
| 344 | How do you unlock a monestary door? | With a monk key! | |
| 377 | What did the clock do when it was hungry? | It went back 4 seconds! | |
| 412 | Why did Sherlock cross the road? | To see Watson the other side! | |
| 447 | What happened to Watson after Sherlock died? | He became Holmesless! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 624 | What do you call a magician who gets lost easily? | A wand-erer! | |
| 676 | What do you call an unshaven British spy? | Stubble-oh-seven! | |
| 680 | When are plants awake? | At tree AM! |
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