7 results found for tag 'rust'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 269 | Why should you never trust an atom? | Because they make up everything! | |
| 292 | Why should you never trust graphs? | Because they're always plotting something! | |
| 304 | What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? | One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! | |
| 599 | Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? | Because he dips it in Olive Oyl! | |
| 600 | What did the bridge say to the locomotive? | "Truss me!" | |
| 605 | Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? | He's afraid he'll get double crossed! | |
| 639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! |
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