8 results found for tag 'oil'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 308 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? | Because the P is silent! | |
| 318 | How do you make holy water? | Boil the Hell out of it! | |
| 407 | Why did the French chef kill himself? | He lost the huile d'olive! | |
| 520 | What do you get from a pampered cow? | Spoiled milk! | |
| 530 | What do you call a fat aardvark? | A lardvark! | |
| 599 | Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? | Because he dips it in Olive Oyl! | |
| 627 | What do plumber's children play with? | Toylets! | |
| 715 | What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? | Clayzy! |
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