11 results found for tag 'don'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 49 | What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? | Dough nuts! | |
| 180 | What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Donald Trump? | Her dick works. | |
| 205 | What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? | Tennish. | |
| 206 | How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? | With jam in! | |
| 427 | What kind of wine do horses drink? | Chardonneigh! | |
| 436 | What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? | A coworker! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 563 | What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? | I don't know, and I don't care. | |
| 582 | Have you ever played quiet tennis? | It's like regular tennis, but without the racket! | |
| 686 | Do you know anyone who can't spell "armageddon?" | It's not as if it's the end of the world! | |
| 714 | What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film? | IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! |
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