7 results found for tag 'cook'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 212 | Why did the baby cookie cry? | Because it's mother was a wafer so long! | |
| 339 | What does a baker wear on his feet? | Loafers! | |
| 369 | How do statisticians like their steak? | Median rare | |
| 407 | Why did the French chef kill himself? | He lost the huile d'olive! | |
| 548 | What's the fastest cookie in the world? | S'cone! | |
| 641 | What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? | A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok... | |
| 714 | What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film? | IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! |
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