10 results found for tag 'tie'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | Two silk worms were in a race; what was the result? | A tie! | |
| 290 | What is really bad at baseball but really good at parties? | A pitcher full of margaritas! | |
| 312 | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | "You're just going to have to be a little patient." | |
| 340 | How many ears does Spock have? | 3: The left ear, the right ear, and the Final Front-ear! | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 703 | What kind of teas have the most milk? | Tit-teas! | |
| 721 | What was Hitler’s favorite way to tie his shoes? | In little Nazis! | |
| 734 | What do you call a Japanese cover band playing 70s music? | The Mitsubeegees! | |
| 752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! |
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