8 results found for tag 'plan'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 194 | Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank? | It was a grand plan! | |
| 264 | How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? | They just planet! | |
| 285 | How do pilots take their tea? | Plane. | |
| 304 | What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? | One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! | |
| 434 | Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? | They had to pay him overthyme! | |
| 439 | What do Indian flowers grow? | Patels! | |
| 483 | What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? | An ampu-tree! | |
| 680 | When are plants awake? | At tree AM! |
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