6 results found for tag 'fuck'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 591 | How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? | One's a phony buck... | |
| 595 | How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? | A gold fish mucks around the fountain... | |
| 596 | How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? | One shucks between fits... | |
| 742 | What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? | Arrrgghh Kelly! | |
| 744 | What's the rudest type of elf? | A Gofuckyours Elf! |
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