5 results found for tag 'child'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 172 | Why doesn't Santa have any children? | Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 615 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She's going to have her baby in the spring! | |
| 627 | What do plumber's children play with? | Toylets! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! |
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