8 results found for tag 'tom'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38 | Why did the tomato blush? | He saw the salad dressing! | |
| 86 | What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? | A pickpocket snatches watches... | |
| 269 | Why should you never trust an atom? | Because they make up everything! | |
| 441 | How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? | Nuked! | |
| 515 | What kind of car does Jesus drive? | A Christler! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 664 | What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? | A threemb! | |
| 768 | What do you call a car covered in leaves? | An autumobile! |
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