9 results found for tag 'lack'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 83 | What's black white black white black white? | A penguin rolling down the stairs! | |
| 449 | What do you call a reptillian gambler? | The Lizard of Odds! | |
| 533 | What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? | A cardvark! | |
| 568 | What do you call a room full of black birds? | Crow-ded! | |
| 607 | Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? | Because they lactose! | |
| 633 | An olympic athlete was asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" | He replied, "No, I'm Ukrainian!" | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 810 | What crime did the blacksmith commit? | He was accused for forgery but was convicted of steeling! | |
| 817 | What's the difference between a black-eyed pea and a chickpea? | The black-eyed peas can sing us a song but the chickpeas can only hummus one! |
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