20 results found for tag 'ark'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 221 | What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? | Irony! | |
| 260 | What did people say when the Dry Erase Board was invented? | "That's remarkable!" | |
| 268 | What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? | Jellyfish! | |
| 416 | What do you call Iron Man without his suit? | Stark naked! | |
| 417 | What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel? | A ferrous wheel! | |
| 418 | What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? | One's a superhero, the other is a command! | |
| 504 | Where did Noah keep the bees? | In the Ark hives! | |
| 522 | What do you call a Communist sniper? | A Marxman! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 528 | What do you call a protective aardvark? | A guardvark! | |
| 529 | What do you call an aardvark made of steel? | A hardvark! | |
| 530 | What do you call a fat aardvark? | A lardvark! | |
| 531 | What do you call a stupid aardvark? | A tardvark! | |
| 532 | What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark? | A yardvark! | |
| 533 | What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? | A cardvark! | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 580 | Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? | He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated! | |
| 697 | What's the difference between a human and a bullet? | Humans miss John Lennon! | |
| 735 | Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Because you can't "C" in the dark! | |
| 755 | What should you do if you see a spaceman? | Park your car, man! |
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