14 results found for tag 'choo'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 66 | Where did the pirate go to college? | Haaaarrrrrvard | |
| 197 | What do you call the best unicorn in unicorn school? | An A-corn! | |
| 267 | Why are fish so smart? | They live in schools! | |
| 310 | How does a train eat? | It goes "chew chew"! | |
| 346 | Why didn't the sun go to college? | He already had too many degrees! | |
| 460 | What do you call a young locomotive? | A trainee! | |
| 468 | Where do kittens go on field trips? | To the meowseum! | |
| 471 | Why did the pirate go to law school? | To pass the barrrr! | |
| 480 | Why was the avocado stressed out? | He 'vacado 'bout a big test! | |
| 546 | How do locomotives know where to go? | They go through lots of training! | |
| 625 | Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? | You can't produce honey without the Bs! | |
| 628 | Why was the band teacher so controversial? | He made his students read band books! | |
| 801 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He is fine, he just woke up! | |
| 802 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He's fine; he's awale now! |
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