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ID Setup Punchline Tags
5 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
34 A man orders coffee in a restaurant. He takes a sip and spits it out, yelling, "This coffee tastes like mud!" The waiter comes by and says, "Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."
753 How did Thor lose his lightning powers? His father grounded him!

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